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The Bamboo Smacker with Holes
Bamboo is light in weight but super hard. Add
holes and make it only 12 inches long and you'll give a sensation they
won't soon forget! $66
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The Broad Smacker
Designed to cover a broader area than the other paddles, this shape
started out as a special order. We liked it so much we decided to add
it to our catalog. Handmade of hickory, the width is a full 5 inches,
it's 16 inches long and
about 1/2 inch thick. Perfect for the full-figured
mischief-maker. $49
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The Bubinga Smacker with Holes
Heavier and even harder than bamboo, Bubinga, even in the ultra-portable
Smacker size, packs a heck of a wallop. $72
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You're not going to get any thud from this
Smacker--just lots of sting because
Walt makes it from ultra-light wood. $43
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You won't believe the sting that these well-named Stingers will give.
Howling
will be heard! $43
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You won't get (or give) any thud from this Stinger either--just lots
of sting because it's also made from ultra-light wood. $43
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The Burner
We've had many
requests over the years for very thin paddles and Walt has resisted
because very
thin solid wood can split from impact. . But now he has created an
paddle of plywood that is ultra-thin but won't split on impact!
$44 Buy
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The Attitude Adjuster
An Ash Ruler with the words "Attitude Adjuster" beautifully
laser-engraved. Remind them of the reason..... $64 Buy
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Ever
hear of a hickory stick? Surely those schoolmasters of old had a good
reason for using hickory,
with its hard, tight grain. $54 Buy
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The Bamboo Ruler
The narrowness of the Ruler shape makes your aim perfect and the 18-inch
length lets you cover a lot of area, but the worst part is the horrible
sting of bamboo. $59
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The Ash Smacker is one of our most
popular paddles. The wood is
extremely hard and if you have
Walt add 8 holes to this little powerhouse, you're going to hear some
yelling, I guarantee It! $48
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Purpleheart Little Zinger
Purpleheart is
an extremely hard wood and when you combine
the sting of the hard wood with the diminutive size of the Little Zinger,
I'll guarantee that whoever gets the benefit of this one will think they
sat
down on a whole
nest of yellow jackets! $52 Buy
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Padauk Smacker with Holes
Padauk has a mean sting—make it the Smacker size
and add holes and you'll have to get some earplugs. Not to mention it
is
a beautiful,
sexy-looking
implement. Add one to your
toy
box and you'll get raves! $62 Buy
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The Bamboo Brute...you're just not gonna believe what this punisher can
do! $74
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You can have your name, your slogan or whatever you want
on any paddle you like. Price for one line is only
$30....and an additional line adds only $10. Just email
us and tell
us exactly what you want to say. Buy
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Here's
what one of our paddlers said about the Bamboo Paddle, 'With Bamboo,
you truly get more with less swing.' Click
here to read what a recipient of the burn of the
Bamboo Paddle said about it. $59 for the 16-inch Paddle or $56 for
the Bamboo Smacker. Buy
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A unique orange-colored wood from Africa that is hard and
so will give lots of sting. You can have it in the 16-inch
Paddle for $54, or the12-inch Padauk Smacker for $49.
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Named by one of our wonderful UK paddles buyers, Mister
Dude is truly a 'bad dude' and intimidating just to look at. It's
a spin-off of the Little Zinger, but there is NOTHING little about
Mister Dude. Nor is a zing what the unfortunate bottom gets from
a lick with this heavy dude! Mister Dude has huge thud as well
as murderous sting. You truly don't want
to feel this one on your backside, I promise. $64
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Elegant beautifully-grained mahogany for
giving special attention to that special sweet spot....$42
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The
smacker is
ultimately portable but still incredibly good at its job.
This spanking paddle can play lots of roles... $47
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I
made several of these
spanking paddles for the show at Shadow Lane in Feburary and they all
got snapped up in a hurry--after being tried out in person, of course.
Everyone
said
they were extremely sting-y and they liked the sexy looks of them
too. $52
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Crafted
from one
of the hardest woods known to man, this efficient spanking paddle
will
bring out the OTK artist in you! Plus,
everybody who is into spanking needs an Ash Smacker! $39 Buy
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The
ash ruler is a hard spanking paddle to beat--it has a sting like
no other!
$39
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Swat
a lick with this little hairbrush-shaped spanking paddle and
the recipient will surely not forget it soon! $47
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The
recipient of a wallop from this beautiful but effective spanking paddle
will stand up (for sure) and take notice... $62 Buy
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Made
in the popular 12-inch long Smacker shape--this
beautiful spanking paddle is made in elegant mahogany. $42 Buy
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This
Smacker size is much lighter and more portable than our regular-sized
frat paddles, yet it's no less potent. $38 Buy
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The
grain pattern of this wood is magnificent. The one that feels the heat of this implement
won't forget it soon!
$64 Buy
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Beautiful,
portable, efficient...A few licks with this one
and the cheeks will be rosy! $62 Buy
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Made
of exotic Purpleheart Wood, purple is the natural color of the heart
wood of the tree. Bring out the roses
in those cheeks with something really special! $53
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I
just had to make a sweet spot of this Fabulous Wood--
it is so beautiful!
$64 Buy
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Hickory has
a tight, hard grain and the
proportions and size of this
paddle make it
perfect for giving that sweet spot plenty of attention.
$38
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The Hickory Paddleball Paddle
This shape
started out as a kid's toy with a little rubber ball attached by an elastic.
Guess when the child misbehaved, this paddle
was handy and it suddenly changed from a toy to a tool of discipline. $44 Buy
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Black
Walnut is a sexy and sensuous hardwood and would make an elegant addition
to your toy box.
$51
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Walt
said that he just had to make a Sweet Spot attention giver
(and getter)
from this silky, sexy hardwood. $47
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Walt did
a custom order that inspired the size of this big boy...
$54
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Throughout history hairbrushes have
probably
blistered millions of bottoms. $39
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Ash
is one of the hardest woods known to man, so
if you want to hear begging (for more or less!!)
add this one to your
collection.
$39
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Even
more
effective than its cousin above because the eight holes
add speed, fear and lots of sting. $49
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Hickory
is a hardwood you don't come across every day, but it has a distinctive,
lovely grain and will give millions of lickins & not quit. $41
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The
Little Zinger is my own invention and there doesn't exist
a paddle that has more sting or is easier to aim. With
this little toy you can put (or have) the burn exactly
where you want it. $39
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The
lovely fine grain of mahogany makes this one of our most beautiful
spanking paddles, but
it doesn't bend over
when it comes to striking while the
iron is hot! $45
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Just
a couple of licks with this petite powerhouse and
they'll be singing a different tune...$42 Buy
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Classic oak woodgrain with smoothly beveled holes
for more speed and huge sting. $53
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Oak
is classic. You won't find a better all-purpose paddle. This
will become one of your favorites!
$43
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Just
the shape is enough to incite a healthy fear, but when you add
the heft, you have a real bootie burner--and a winner!
$39
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This
bootie warmer is a cute little thing and its small size
belies the fact that it has a sting like a handful of yellow jackets. $42
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Black Walnut is a silky, sensuous hardwood you don't see often but
when the recipient sees this coming the second time......
$47
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Shipping: Shipping
to the 50 US states and their possissions is always FREE! We ship
by the US Postal Service exclusively which takes only about three to five
days
to
arrive
anywhere
in the US. Unless
I tell you otherwise, I'll ship your spanking paddle to you within
one to three days after I receive your payment. We try very hard
to keep everything in stock, but occasionally we won't have what
you
ordered ready to go immediately. When that happens, I'll let
you know right away when you should have it. When I order
something, I like it when I don't have to wait a long time
to get
it, so I figure you will too. Shipping
of spanking paddles to Western Europe, Canada and Australia is
available as well at extremely reasonable rates--see
details in the shopping
cart!
Packaging:
All paddles are packed in such a manner that no one would ever be able
to tell what was inside before the package is opened. There are
no giveaway markings on the outside of the package.
Quality
and Workmanship: Since all of our spanking paddles
are handmade by Walt, there will be some differences in size,
color and grain configuration from one paddle to the next. This should
not be taken as a defect. As in anything handmade, the beauty and
value are in the uniqueness of every piece created. If I say
a spanking paddle is made of solid ash, it will be made of solid
ash. Walt uses only solid woods to create your paddle and all edges
are sanded smooth and slightly rounded
before several coats of
non-yellowing lacquer are applied for an incredibly smooth finish. Holes
in spanking paddles are beveled on both sides of the paddle. Walt
makes every paddle with his own hands so we can do special orders
if you want something you don't see here. If you have questions
about anything on this site, just email Linda.
Paddle
Dimensions and Sizes: I've listed all the shapes with
their dimensions here.
My
Guarantee: If you are not completely satisfied with
one of our spanking paddles, just get in touch with me first and
you may return it for a full refund of your purchase price or an
exchange
with no hassles. The only thing I will ask is what you didn't
like about it.
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