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Please Note: We are closing this website soon. We will still be selling paddles on Etsy and eBay.
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The Bamboo Smacker with HolesBamboo is light in weight but super hard. Add
holes and make it only 12 inches long and you'll give a sensation they
won't soon forget! $66 |
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The Broad SmackerDesigned to cover a broader area than the other paddles, this shape
started out as a special order. We liked it so much we decided to add
it to our catalog. Handmade of hickory, the width is a full 5 inches,
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The Bubinga Smacker with HolesHeavier and even harder than bamboo, Bubinga, even in the ultra-portable
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The Stinger SmackerYou're not going to get any thud from this
Smacker--just lots of sting because |
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The Stinger Sweet SpotYou won't believe the sting that these well-named Stingers will give. |
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The Stinger PaddleballYou won't get (or give) any thud from this Stinger either--just lots
of sting because it's also made from ultra-light wood. $43 |
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The Burner We've had many
requests over the years for very thin paddles and Walt has resisted
because very
thin solid wood can split from impact. . But now he has created an
paddle of plywood that is ultra-thin but won't split on impact! |
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The Attitude AdjusterAn Ash Ruler with the words "Attitude Adjuster" beautifully laser-engraved. Remind them of the reason..... $64 Buy Now |
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Hickory Spanking Paddle With HolesEver hear of a hickory stick? Surely those schoolmasters of old had a good reason for using hickory, with its hard, tight grain. $54 |
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The Bamboo RulerThe narrowness of the Ruler shape makes your aim perfect and the 18-inch length lets you cover a lot of area, but the worst part is the horrible sting of bamboo. $59 |
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Ash Smacker With HolesThe Ash Smacker is one of our most popular paddles. The wood is extremely hard and if you have Walt add 8 holes to this little powerhouse, you're going to hear some yelling, I guarantee It! $48 Buy Now |
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Purpleheart Little ZingerPurpleheart is an extremely hard wood and when you combine the sting of the hard wood with the diminutive size of the Little Zinger, I'll guarantee that whoever gets the benefit of this one will think they sat down on a whole nest of yellow jackets! $52 Buy Now |
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Padauk Smacker with HolesPadauk has a mean sting—make it the Smacker size and add holes and you'll have to get some earplugs. Not to mention it is a beautiful, sexy-looking implement. Add one to your toy box and you'll get raves! $62 Buy Now |
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The Brute in BambooThe Bamboo Brute...you're just not gonna believe what this punisher can do! $74 |
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Custom Laser EngravingYou can have your name, your slogan or whatever you want on any paddle you like. Price for one line is only $30....and an additional line adds only $10. Just email us and tell us exactly what you want to say. Buy Now |
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The Bamboo Bootie WarmerHere's what one of our paddlers said about the Bamboo Paddle, 'With Bamboo, you truly get more with less swing.' Click here to read what a recipient of the burn of the Bamboo Paddle said about it. $59 for the 16-inch Paddle or $56 for the Bamboo Smacker. Buy Now |
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The Padauk Spanking PaddlesA unique orange-colored wood from Africa that is hard and so will give lots of sting. You can have it in the 16-inch Paddle for $54, or the12-inch Padauk Smacker for $49. |
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Bubinga Mister DudeNamed by one of our wonderful UK paddles buyers, Mister Dude is truly a 'bad dude' and intimidating just to look at. It's a spin-off of the Little Zinger, but there is NOTHING little about Mister Dude. Nor is a zing what the unfortunate bottom gets from a lick with this heavy dude! Mister Dude has huge thud as well as murderous sting. You truly don't want to feel this one on your backside, I promise. $64 |
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Mahogany Sweet SpotElegant beautifully-grained mahogany for giving special attention to that special sweet spot....$42 |
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The Black Walnut SmackerThe
smacker is
ultimately portable but still incredibly good at its job.
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The PurpleHeart RulerI made several of these spanking paddles for the show at Shadow Lane in Feburary and they all got snapped up in a hurry--after being tried out in person, of course. Everyone said they were extremely sting-y and they liked the sexy looks of them too. $52 Buy Now |
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The Ash SmackerCrafted from one of the hardest woods known to man, this efficient spanking paddle will bring out the OTK artist in you! Plus, everybody who is into spanking needs an Ash Smacker! $39 Buy Now |
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The Ash RulerThe
ash ruler is a hard spanking paddle to beat--it has a sting like
no other!
$39 |
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Black Walnut HairbrushSwat
a lick with this little hairbrush-shaped spanking paddle and
the recipient will surely not forget it soon! $47 |
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The Bubinga RulerThe recipient of a wallop from this beautiful but effective spanking paddle will stand up (for sure) and take notice... $62 Buy Now |
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The Mahogany SmackerMade in the popular 12-inch long Smacker shape--this beautiful spanking paddle is made in elegant mahogany. $42 Buy Now |
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The Hickory SmackerThis Smacker size is much lighter and more portable than our regular-sized frat paddles, yet it's no less potent. $38 Buy Now |
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The Bubinga Spanking PaddleThe grain pattern of this wood is magnificent. The one that feels the heat of this implement won't forget it soon! $64 Buy Now |
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The Bubinga SmackerBeautiful, portable, efficient...A few licks with this one and the cheeks will be rosy! $62 Buy Now |
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The Deep Purple Passion PaddleMade of exotic Purpleheart Wood, purple is the natural color of the heart wood of the tree. Bring out the roses in those cheeks with something really special! $53 Buy Now |
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The Bubinga Sweet SpotI just had to make a sweet spot of this Fabulous Wood-- it is so beautiful! $64 |
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The Hickory Sweet Spot Hickory has
a tight, hard grain and the
proportions and size of this
paddle make it
perfect for giving that sweet spot plenty of attention. |
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The Hickory Paddleball PaddleThis shape started out as a kid's toy with a little rubber ball attached by an elastic. Guess when the child misbehaved, this paddle was handy and it suddenly changed from a toy to a tool of discipline. $44 Buy Now |
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The Black BeautyBlack Walnut is a sexy and sensuous hardwood and would make an elegant addition to your toy box. $51 |
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The Black Walnut Sweet SpotWalt said that he just had to make a Sweet Spot attention giver (and getter) from this silky, sexy hardwood. $47 Buy Now |
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Hickory Hairbrush PaddleThroughout history hairbrushes have probably blistered millions of bottoms. $39 Buy Now |
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Ash Spanking PaddleAsh
is one of the hardest woods known to man, so
if you want to hear begging (for more or less!!)
add this one to your
collection.
$39 |
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Ash Spanking Paddle With HolesEven
more
effective than its cousin above because the eight holes
add speed, fear and lots of sting. $49 |
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Hickory Spanking PaddleHickory
is a hardwood you don't come across every day, but it has a distinctive,
lovely grain and will give millions of lickins & not quit. $41 |
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The Hickory Little ZingerThe Little Zinger is my own invention and there doesn't exist a paddle that has more sting or is easier to aim. With this little toy you can put (or have) the burn exactly where you want it. $39 Buy Now |
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Mahogany Spanking PaddleThe lovely fine grain of mahogany makes this one of our most beautiful spanking paddles, but it doesn't bend over when it comes to striking while the iron is hot! $45 Buy Now |
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Mahogany SmackerJust a couple of licks with this petite powerhouse and they'll be singing a different tune...$42 Buy Now |
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Oak Spanking Paddle With Holes Classic oak woodgrain with smoothly beveled holes
for more speed and huge sting. $53 |
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Oak Spanking PaddleOak
is classic. You won't find a better all-purpose paddle. This
will become one of your favorites!
$43 |
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Oak Hairbrush Spanking PaddleJust
the shape is enough to incite a healthy fear, but when you add
the heft, you have a real bootie burner--and a winner!
$39
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Oak Little Zinger Spanking PaddleThis bootie warmer is a cute little thing and its small size belies the fact that it has a sting like a handful of yellow jackets. $42 Buy Now |
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Black Walnut Little Zinger Spanking Paddle Black Walnut is a silky, sensuous hardwood you don't see often but
when the recipient sees this coming the second time......
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Packaging: All paddles are packed in such a manner that no one would ever be able to tell what was inside before the package is opened. There are no giveaway markings on the outside of the package. Quality and Workmanship: Since all of our spanking paddles are handmade by Walt, there will be some differences in size, color and grain configuration from one paddle to the next. This should not be taken as a defect. As in anything handmade, the beauty and value are in the uniqueness of every piece created. If I say a spanking paddle is made of solid ash, it will be made of solid ash. Walt uses only solid woods to create your paddle and all edges are sanded smooth and slightly rounded before several coats of non-yellowing lacquer are applied for an incredibly smooth finish. Holes in spanking paddles are beveled on both sides of the paddle. Walt makes every paddle with his own hands so we can do special orders if you want something you don't see here. If you have questions about anything on this site, just email Linda. Paddle Dimensions and Sizes: I've listed all the shapes with their dimensions here. My Guarantee: If you are not completely satisfied with one of our spanking paddles, just get in touch with me first and you may return it for a full refund of your purchase price or an exchange with no hassles. The only thing I will ask is what you didn't like about it.
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